UPDATE: Happy April fools’ day!
The team here at matthewfoy.ca is excited to announce a new subscription-based service for our loyal customers: MattFacts™, the best way to stay up-to-date, while on-the-go. (Or– during these trying times– while at home.)
MattFacts™ delivers fun, Matt-related facts. With a MattFacts™ subscription you can expect to:
- Be armed with all the latest facts for any and all Matt-related trivia events.
- Have great ice breakers and conversational cues for your next Matt encounter.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How can I increase the frequency at which I receive facts?
A: Just reply to the text message you received confirming your subscription and you’ll receive a fresh MattFact™!
Q: I want to pay for this service, do you offer paid plans?
A: Thank you for your support, but unfortunately at this time we are not offering any paid plans.
Q: I received a MattFact™ which I believed to contain an inaccuracy, where can I report this?
A: MattFacts™ has a dedicated team of MattFact™ fact-checkers and we assure you that all provided MattFacts™ are guaranteed to be absolutely correct. Any inconsistencies between reality and MattFacts™ merely reflect a failing on the part of the former.
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